Who would win: Jordan Lambsey, or Chef Soy-ardee? Round 1 is a cook-off, round 2 is a deathmatch.

If a pirate became a robot, would it be a row-bot or a sea-borg?

Mission statement, robutts are evil. robutts are the enemy. if you see a robutt, do not attempt to befriend it. destroy it by any means necessary.

I thought a thought, but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. I remembered to forget to remember it, but I wish I forgot to remember to forget. You got that memorized?

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2018/07/steam-data-leak-reveals-precise-player-count-for-thousands-of-games/

sneaky jews