Hello everyone. Normally, my feedposts consist of dumb jokes and sh*tty one-liners, but today, I have a very serious announcement. I woke up this morning to have the ultimate epiphany--while I was born a male, with male genitals, I have realized over the years that I have the wrong body. I now sexually identify as a transgendersexuallyqueerfluid non-binary Ford F-150 pickup truck with a motion-sensor tailgatate and twin-gassed diesel engine. My pronouns, for the record, are now "boom" (instead of he) and "vroom" (instead of him). I hope all of you will be supportive, compassionate, and understanding as I progress through this difficult but much-needed transition. Thank you so much for your attention, and have a good day, my friends!
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